Christopher, i think you should wait until you’re done with elementary school before worrying about being a failed writer
This will happen when you leave men alone with babies.
facking hell i cant stop laughing
I like how in the first one he shakes the baby to make it grab the candy
So the moral of the story is leave men a lone with babies
skills i have mastered
- not texting back
- painting my nails like a blind pre-schooler
- sleeping a lot
- being single
This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing
Did you know these are the same dancers from the Chimney scene in Mary Poppins!?!
Still defining epic, after all these years.